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Your Chariot Awaits Funny Old Age Walker Birthday Card

Your Chariot Awaits Funny Old Age Walker Birthday Card

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“Your Chariot Awaits” — and it’s got tennis balls on the legs.


This laugh-out-loud card is perfect for someone hitting a milestone birthday, retiring, or just embracing the joy of getting older. Whether it’s for a friend, parent, or coworker, this walker-themed card brings humor, sass, and a gentle nudge toward the golden years.


Perfect for:

• Funny over-the-hill birthday card

• Hilarious retirement card

• Gag card for milestone birthdays (40, 50, 60, and beyond)

• Birthday card for friends or coworkers with a sense of humor

• Great for anyone who laughs at aging (because it beats the alternative!)


*** FEATURES ***

• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock

• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap

• Blank Inside Of Card

• Made To Order In Our Studio


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