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North Star Rustics

You Are Really Old Card – Funny Eye Chart Birthday Card – Ov

You Are Really Old Card – Funny Eye Chart Birthday Card – Ov

Regular price $4.99 USD
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Can you read this? You might need your glasses — because you’re really old.

This hilarious birthday card is styled like an eye exam chart, but instead of testing vision, it’s testing your tolerance for truth. Perfect for milestone birthdays (40, 50, 60+), it’s a classic over-the-hill gag that delivers just the right dose of snark.


Blank inside so you can add your own roast, heartfelt message… or a coupon for reading glasses.


Ideal for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who’s aging like expired milk (with love, of course).


*** FEATURES ***

• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock

• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap

• Blank Inside Of Card

• Made To Order In Our Studio


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