“I Love You Almost With All of My Heart… The Rest Belongs to Serial Killer Documentaries.”
Because nothing brings me comfort like you… and a chilling unsolved mystery.
This hilariously dark and relatable card is perfect for the true crime junkie in your life. Whether it’s for a birthday, Valentine’s Day, or your anniversary, it’s a fun way to say “I love you”—while admitting your second love is binge-watching murder shows in pajamas.
Perfect for:
• Funny true crime birthday card
• Valentine’s Day card for documentary lovers
• Anniversary card for boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse
• Couples who cuddle through crime scenes and creepy narrators
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
