It won’t be that different… you’ll just do a whole lot of nothing at home now instead. This hilariously honest retirement card is perfect for coworkers, friends, or family members who’ve been counting down the days to freedom—and napping in their own living room. It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm and celebration.
Blank inside so you can add your own message of congratulations, jealousy, or suggested hobbies.
Perfect for:
• Funny retirement card for coworkers
• Gag gift for friends or family retiring
• Retirement party card with a sense of humor
• Anyone excited to do absolutely nothing
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
