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Happy Birthday You Damn Fossil - Funny Card for Friend

Happy Birthday You Damn Fossil - Funny Card for Friend

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“Happy Birthday, You Damn Fossil” — because you're not old, you're prehistoric.


This hilariously rude (but affectionate) birthday card featuring dinosaur bones is perfect for roasting your favorite aging friend, sibling, or coworker. Whether they're hitting a milestone or just feeling ancient, this card delivers the laughs with prehistoric precision.


Perfect for:

• Funny birthday card for him or her

• Over-the-hill birthday humor

• Card with dinosaur theme and clipart

• Gag birthday card for friends or coworkers

• Sarcastic card for milestone birthdays


*** FEATURES ***

• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock

• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap

• Blank Inside Of Card

• Made To Order In Our Studio


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