North Star Rustics
Happy Birthday You Damn Fossil - Funny Card for Friend
Happy Birthday You Damn Fossil - Funny Card for Friend
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“Happy Birthday, You Damn Fossil” — because you're not old, you're prehistoric.
This hilariously rude (but affectionate) birthday card featuring dinosaur bones is perfect for roasting your favorite aging friend, sibling, or coworker. Whether they're hitting a milestone or just feeling ancient, this card delivers the laughs with prehistoric precision.
Perfect for:
• Funny birthday card for him or her
• Over-the-hill birthday humor
• Card with dinosaur theme and clipart
• Gag birthday card for friends or coworkers
• Sarcastic card for milestone birthdays
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
• Blank Inside Of Card
• Made To Order In Our Studio
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