I’m not saying you’re old… but if you were milk, I’d smell you first. 🥴🥛
A perfectly snarky birthday card for friends or family who are aging like fine dairy. This card delivers a laugh-out-loud moment for anyone with a sense of humor about getting older (and a strong stomach for milk jokes).
🎂 Ideal for:
– Birthdays with a side of sarcasm
– Friends who can take a joke
– Siblings, coworkers, or anyone over 30
– Fans of funny, unexpected punchlines
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
