Just read an article on the dangers of drinking? Terrifying. But don’t worry—this hilarious greeting card skips the lectures and goes straight for the punchline: “It scared the crap out of me. That’s it. After today, no more reading.”
Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just to give your favorite drinking buddy a good laugh. Ideal for friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves sarcasm, wine, whiskey, or witty wordplay. Whether you’re pairing it with a bottle or sending it solo, this card is a toast to laughter and low-key denial.
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
