Wanted: someone to hand-feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange. No weirdos, please. This absurdly funny greeting card is perfect for snack lovers, couch potatoes, and anyone who enjoys oddly specific humor.
Great for birthdays, just-because laughs, or sending to your favorite junk food enthusiast, this card delivers personality, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of “don’t judge me.”
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
