The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat carbs. This laugh-out-loud greeting card is perfect for anyone who loves food and doesn’t take life—or diets—too seriously.
Ideal for birthdays, best friends, food lovers, or anyone who appreciates a little twisted humor with their toast. Whether you're celebrating body positivity or just enabling pasta cravings, this card delivers giggles and good vibes.
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
