The verdict is in—and it’s unanimous: you’re old. This hilariously judgmental birthday card is perfect for roasting your favorite friend, sibling, or coworker on their special day. Because nothing says “I love you” like reminding someone they’re closer to senior discounts than spring break.
Ideal for milestone birthdays or anyone who can laugh at the truth, this card delivers laughs, sarcasm, and just a touch of courtroom drama. Objection? Overruled.
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
