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Funny Birthday Card – “Holy Shitballs, You’re Old” – Bold an

Funny Birthday Card – “Holy Shitballs, You’re Old” – Bold an

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No sugarcoating here—just pure, hilarious honesty. This card is perfect for roasting your favorite aging friend, sibling, or coworker on their big day. If they’ve got a sense of humor (and maybe a bad back), this one’s for them.


🎂 Perfect for:

– Milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50, and beyond)

– Friends who can laugh at growing older

– Sarcastic party vibes

– Those who love bold language and big laughs


*** FEATURES ***

• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock

• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap

• Blank Inside Of Card

• Made To Order In Our Studio


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