Aging gracefully? Nah — let’s talk gravity. This “Another Year Older Means You’re One Year Closer to Your Balls Touching the Water” card is the ultimate birthday roast for the guy who can take a joke (and probably needs a towel). It’s crude, unexpected, and guaranteed to get a laugh — especially from friends, brothers, or dads with a wicked sense of humor.
Perfect for milestone birthdays or anyone who appreciates a brutally honest (and anatomically alarming) greeting.
Perfect for:
Funny birthday cards for men
Best friend, husband, or brother
Over-the-hill or milestone birthdays
Anyone who’s a good sport about getting older (and droopier)
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
