You might not answer your phone, but that won’t stop this card from delivering the message loud and clear. This “Hope Your Birthday Isn’t As Shitty As You Are at Answering Your Phone” card is perfect for that friend or sibling who ghosts your calls but still deserves a good laugh on their big day.
Equal parts roast and birthday wish, this card is ideal for the ones you love... even if they never text back.
Perfect for:
Friends who never pick up
Siblings or partners with selective texting skills
Funny birthday greetings
Petty but lovable relationships
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
