Forget the Past, Forget the Future, Forget the Present Card

Forget the past—you can’t change it.

Forget the future—you can’t predict it.

Forget the present—I didn’t get you one.

This brutally honest and perfectly hilarious birthday card is the gift that keeps on not giving. Perfect for friends, siblings, or coworkers who appreciate sarcasm more than sentiment—and who weren’t expecting a gift anyway.

Blank inside so you can write your own heartfelt message… or just keep the roast going.

Perfect for:

• Funny birthday card for friends or family

• Sarcastic card for coworkers

• Budget-friendly humor with big laughs

• Anyone who values jokes over gifts

*** FEATURES ***

• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock

• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap

• Blank Inside Of Card

• Made To Order In Our Studio