Just like a dandelion in the wind... your youth is gone. This “Damn, There Goes Your Youth” card delivers a hilariously blunt birthday message with the delicate touch of a floating weed. Perfect for friends who can laugh at aging — and maybe cry a little too.
Whether you're teasing a 30th, 40th, or just piling on the birthday sarcasm, this card is the ultimate mix of brutal honesty and whimsical charm.
Perfect for:
Milestone birthdays
Aging gracefully (or not)
Friends with a dark sense of humor
Reminding someone they’re officially not “young” anymore
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
