At this age, forget health food… you need all the preservatives you can get.
Aging gracefully? Meh. This hilarious birthday card pokes fun at growing older the realistic way—with a side of salty snacks and artificial flavoring. Perfect for friends, parents, or coworkers who are embracing every extra candle on the cake (even if the cake’s shelf life is longer than theirs).
Blank inside for your own custom roast or backhanded birthday compliment.
Perfect for:
• Aging friends with a sense of humor
• Sarcastic birthday card for parents or coworkers
• Over-the-hill milestone birthdays
• Anyone who enjoys birthday laughs more than clean eating
*** FEATURES ***
• Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock
• Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap
